Ok, let’s face it. If you’re on this page you probably love pickleball and are trying to be funny. Or, you’re looking for a quote to put on a t-shirt or another gift for a pickleball junkie in your life.
Here are 30 fun & quirky pickleball quotes for you:
- That look on your face when someone says no pickleball today.
- What! No pickleball today?
- That ‘s how you pickleball.
- Grandma, you playing pickleball again?
- 98% of married couples who play pickleball as partners end up needing marriage counseling.
- Great dink kid! That was one in a million.
- I have a particular set of skills. I will find you… and drag you out onto a pickleball court and drill with you until you’re able to land a drop shot.
- I don’t always hang out in 55+ communities, but when I do, they better have pickleball.
- Everything in moderation, except pickleball and wine.
- Retirement drives me to dink.
- Some grandmas knit scarves. Real grandmas play pickleball.
- Life is short, play pickleball.
- I don’t always play pickleball… oh wait, yes I do.
- Pickleball. Paddles well with others.
- Some grandmas play bingo. Real grandmas play pickleball.
- Yes, I love you more than pickleball… but don’t push me.
- I’m a pickleball addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the pickleball courts.
- Never underestimate an old man with a pickleball paddle.
- Think dink.
- I dink and drive.
- I was playing pickleball before it was cool.
- It’s fine. I played pickleball today.
- Pickleball players are HOT!
- You can’t buy happiness but you can play pickleball and that’s pretty close.
- There’s no crying in pickleball.
- There’s no sorry in pickleball.
- That what I do. I play pickleball and I know things.
- Pickleball. In my head… that was a 5.0 shot!
- Pickleball, making retirement great again.
- Designated dinker